Boy, That’s a Good Curriculum

This episode features a boy who’s concocted a love equation, a girl who’s really into polar bears, an academic advisor who’s bad at their job and a sting operation at a mall. Christian declares war on the Make-A-Wish foundation, Taylor gives three dubious reasons for wanting to move to South Korea, and Sophia tries to determine which host is the smartest. At the end of the episode, the hosts take a stab at providing advice to listeners (and realize that they’re better suited for comedy).